Saturday, November 24
joelesler.net
M/S Explorer is sinking
Friday, November 23
Thank you for watching
Wednesday, November 21
Why would a browser do this?
[21/Nov/2007:16:36:05 --0500] "GET http://esler.is-a-geek.net/labels/Microsoft.html HTTP/1.1" 406 340 "-" "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0; Maxthon)" - "-"
iChat Screen Names For Over 30 Apple Stores
I never even thought of doing this with all the Apple Stores that I have been to. Get the screen names for all the iChat's for the machines in the store? Someone add these all to your iChat buddy list and send me a screen shot. That would be hilarious.
iChat Screen Names For Over 30 Apple Stores
I never even thought of doing this with all the Apple Stores that I have been to. Get the screen names for all the iChat's for the machines in the store? Someone add these all to your iChat buddy list and send me a screen shot. That would be hilarious.
Sunday, November 18
Gas is stupid expensive, and Security 2.0
Yeah, I get it. If oil prices go up for this reason or that reason, gas prices are soon to follow. But costing me 60.00 to fill up the tank?
Come on. Is that truly necessary? There is nothing that can be done
about that at all?
On another note--
I've thinking about writing a blog entry about the state of modern security in computer networks. Does it work? Where are we at? Are all the extremely restrictive policies in your corporate work environment working? What can be relaxed? Why?
Like to hear your thoughts. What does "security 2.0" mean to you?
Gas is stupid expensive, and Security 2.0
Yeah, I get it. If oil prices go up for this reason or that reason, gas prices are soon to follow. But costing me 60.00 to fill up the tank?
Come on. Is that truly necessary? There is nothing that can be done
about that at all?
On another note--
I've thinking about writing a blog entry about the state of modern security in computer networks. Does it work? Where are we at? Are all the extremely restrictive policies in your corporate work environment working? What can be relaxed? Why?
Like to hear your thoughts. What does "security 2.0" mean to you?
Wednesday, November 14
Monday, November 12
Love it when I am right
800 posts, and mod_security blocking
"!^(((25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[01]?[0-9][0-9]?)\\.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[01]?[0-9][0-9]?)\\.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[01]?[0-9][0-9]?)\\.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[01]?[0-
9][0-9]?)|)|unknown)$" at HEADER("X-FORWARDED-FOR")
Love it when I am right
800 posts, and mod_security blocking
"!^(((25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[01]?[0-9][0-9]?)\\.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[01]?[0-9][0-9]?)\\.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[01]?[0-9][0-9]?)\\.(25[0-5]|2[0-4][0-9]|[01]?[0-
9][0-9]?)|)|unknown)$" at HEADER("X-FORWARDED-FOR")
MacBook Pro Goodness
I went out this weekend and purchased my first Intel based Mac. I didn't buy the first gen (or the second gen for that matter) MacBook Pro (MBP), simply because, usually, it's a bad thing to buy Apple hardware in it's first gen. (Except for the iPhone currently)
But the MBP is excellent. It's not hot, it runs fast (even with it's stock 2 Gigs of RAM), and works flawlessly. The MBP had Tiger on it when I bought it, but came with a Leopard install disk, which is nice.
The only thing that I had problems with was, my old wireless card from AT*T was PCMCIA. The new MBP's have Express card slots. So, I had to get a new card. Which the guy at the store, let me tell you, was a prick. Dude, obviously, if I come in, ask for an exact model number for a laptop card, tell you I already have an account (which he had to verify, because he didn't believe I already had a SIM card), I have obviously already looked to see if my computer supports it.
He insisted that OSX was not supported and the card wouldn't work. Well uh, no, it's not supported by AT*T that doesn't mean that it's not supported by the card manufacturer. (Option) What a tool, anyway...
I get the card home, plug it in, and wtf. The lights are flashing.. huh? What did I do wrong? Oh, I had the SIM card inserted backwards. My bad.
Flipped it around, and it worked fine. In fact, not only did it work fine, but Leopard has NATIVE DRIVER SUPPORT for it. No loading 3rd party software, no wierd communications spyware... err.. manager i mean... It just works. Nice little toolbar access to the card. Very nice.
Anyway, I gotta go order my other two Gigs of RAM for this thing, so I can love on it some more.
MacBook Pro Goodness
I went out this weekend and purchased my first Intel based Mac. I didn't buy the first gen (or the second gen for that matter) MacBook Pro (MBP), simply because, usually, it's a bad thing to buy Apple hardware in it's first gen. (Except for the iPhone currently)
But the MBP is excellent. It's not hot, it runs fast (even with it's stock 2 Gigs of RAM), and works flawlessly. The MBP had Tiger on it when I bought it, but came with a Leopard install disk, which is nice.
The only thing that I had problems with was, my old wireless card from AT*T was PCMCIA. The new MBP's have Express card slots. So, I had to get a new card. Which the guy at the store, let me tell you, was a prick. Dude, obviously, if I come in, ask for an exact model number for a laptop card, tell you I already have an account (which he had to verify, because he didn't believe I already had a SIM card), I have obviously already looked to see if my computer supports it.
He insisted that OSX was not supported and the card wouldn't work. Well uh, no, it's not supported by AT*T that doesn't mean that it's not supported by the card manufacturer. (Option) What a tool, anyway...
I get the card home, plug it in, and wtf. The lights are flashing.. huh? What did I do wrong? Oh, I had the SIM card inserted backwards. My bad.
Flipped it around, and it worked fine. In fact, not only did it work fine, but Leopard has NATIVE DRIVER SUPPORT for it. No loading 3rd party software, no wierd communications spyware... err.. manager i mean... It just works. Nice little toolbar access to the card. Very nice.
Anyway, I gotta go order my other two Gigs of RAM for this thing, so I can love on it some more.
Friday, November 9
Welcome back
Essentially, because iWeb keeps everything in that one file, I couldn't edit the webpage on multiple computers, nor could I edit it from the road. I used to keep the Domain file on my iDisk, so I could sync it between machines... Which was fine... except when it got to be like 250 Mb's. It was alot to sync. So, I decided to move everything back to my Linux server.
I'll probably lose some people in the transition between the iWeb domain, and bringing it back to my server, but hopefully they find me again.
Welcome back
Essentially, because iWeb keeps everything in that one file, I couldn't edit the webpage on multiple computers, nor could I edit it from the road. I used to keep the Domain file on my iDisk, so I could sync it between machines... Which was fine... except when it got to be like 250 Mb's. It was alot to sync. So, I decided to move everything back to my Linux server.
I'll probably lose some people in the transition between the iWeb domain, and bringing it back to my server, but hopefully they find me again.
Tuesday, November 6
TWiT -- This Week in Tech
First of all, little bit of background, I listen to two (now three) podcasts. I listen to Diggnation (which is what got me started listening to Podcasts), and the Totally Rad Show. Both have Alex Albrecht in them, (he’s pretty funny), and the former has Kevin Rose, founder of Digg.com and both are from the TechTV show The Screen Savers. Which was a show ‘back in the day’ before G4 bought the channel and ruined it. Anyway...
I started listening to TWiT (Leo Laporte was also a host of The Screen Savers) today and kinda like it. There are just a couple things about it that I am not in total agreement with. First of all, it’s press and media ish people. There are no real real real geeks on the show. (Alex and Kevin have even lost a bit of touch.) Hello? There are geeks out there people that have the ability to talk to the public as well! (Uh, me?) People can joke and be knowledgeable at the same time.
Second, one of things I found interesting in the TWiT podcast was John Dvorak. Now we all know Dvorak as the guy who is really big into bashing all things everything. Apple, Microsoft, etc. He’s got something to say. Most of which I agree with (when it comes to Microsoft being an evil corporation), but some of it I do not. (Like his famed Apple punditry). But it was interesting to hear him (in TWiT episode 119) say basically, look people Microsoft is done. Buy a Mac. It’s over for MSFT. Something I have been saying for awhile, because I pretty much dislike anything MSFT. But it was interesting to hear Dvorak say that.
Third, Leo doesn’t read his email. (He said this on Episode 119) I don’t know how you can survive without reading or writing email, since that is the mainstream form of communication now adays. But anyway, to each his own.
On the email note, I recently received an email chastising me about not writing on the blog anymore. Truth is, I’ve been very busy and haven’t had time to do a proper review of any tech stuff, and I’ve been up to my eyeballs in packets. (which I suppose I could write about).
Thanks to the couple hundred readers that I do have, I’ll have to get back on the blogging wagon. I always think that no one reads this thing until I start getting emails asking me to “write something new!” “Haven’t heard from you in awhile!”
Back to podcasts --
I was actually asked to start a podcast on general tech/security stuff, but I declined. First of all, who has the time? I wouldn’t do it alone, and the people I would want to do a podcast with would probably make fun of me for asking them to do it. (Although, if they did, it would be the funniest podcast out there, bar none.)
If you have any podcasts out there that you think I should be listening to, please let me know!
Monday, November 5
Google Phone, Apple Stock, and other Random Blatherings
Google’s phone is NOT a PHONE! It’s Open Software, FOR phones. Google isn’t making a phone (yet), and no products have been announced. So at this point, this is ‘releaseware’. Other phone companies (Motorola, Sony, Nokia, and the like) have to want to put Google’s software on their phones. Will they do that? When they have a significant investment in their own OS’es on their phones now? Time will tell.
Apple’s Stock Price --
I can’t complain. Everytime Apple’s stock price levels out and doesn’t go anywhere for awhile, they introduce something new. iPhone, iPod Nano, iPod Touch, 3rd Quarter earnings, new laptops... just keep on going Apple, keep on going.
Trolls--
I’ve noticed as of late alot of trolls in some IRC channels that I am in. Why would you come into a product channel and say “your product sucks because
Sorry, just needed to vent.
For those reading this blog looking for leopard feedback, here you go. I like it. There are only a couple things I can’t get to work. Back to my Mac for one (probably because of some firewall setting I have), local lan browsing always doesn’t work, and my laptop battery power really really sucks now. I can drain my whole laptop battery in about 10 minutes. Something isn’t right.
I really like Time machine, it’s great. I like alot of their new features, even though, I admit, leopard could have used a bit more testing before release.
Hopefully they release a fix-it pack soon. But I still like it!
Thursday, October 11
Quick Story
I was in computer class one day (I think it was called Keyboarding 1 or something). Our computers were locked down to the point where you could only run like two programs. One was WordPerfect [was it WordPerfect?](remember that? The Blue screen with the white letters?), the other was some typing speed tester. Well, they neglected to think about the security aspect, and that anyone would be able to use WordPerfect to navigate throughout the school’s networks.
Guess what?
Change directory... What directory would you like to change to? How about ../../../../../../../.? Well... the details of how I exactly did it are lost to time right now, but basically, lame directory transversal. Was able to navigate to the teachers computer where her name was “Sysop”. (Imagine that?)
Well, she maintained the usernames and passwords for all of the users on the networks, all of which were editable using WordPerfect. Very Nice.
Anyway. I never did anything malicious, let me just say that right now, before anyone jumps to conclusions. But the kid sitting behind me did. (No really, he really did) His name was Shawn. I don’t remember his last name, but I know he got kicked out of school a year or two later.
The teacher didn’t really know what we were doing (she was across the room) but she could tell we were in the file navigator. So consequently by the next day, my parents and I were in the Principles office. The teacher claimed I hacked her Sysop password (not true). They wanted me to tell them what the new one was, I had no idea. I didn’t do it!
I was suspended at the end. My Dad was pissed.
I say all that to say this, which brings me back to the comic.
Years later after I left home, joined the military, and blew some stuff up... Dad and I were sharing a beer going over all the funny crap I did as a kid when we came upon this moment in time.
Dad admitted to me that at the time he had to act mad, but he told me that he actually was very proud of me at that moment. He said that I always knew what I was going to do for a living from the age of 14. I just had no idea how to get there.
Famous quote by Steve Jobs, (of course!):
“Of course it was impossible to connect the dots looking forward .... But it was very, very clear looking backwards ten years later.”
Quick Story
I was in computer class one day (I think it was called Keyboarding 1 or something). Our computers were locked down to the point where you could only run like two programs. One was WordPerfect [was it WordPerfect?](remember that? The Blue screen with the white letters?), the other was some typing speed tester. Well, they neglected to think about the security aspect, and that anyone would be able to use WordPerfect to navigate throughout the school’s networks.
Guess what?
Change directory... What directory would you like to change to? How about ../../../../../../../.? Well... the details of how I exactly did it are lost to time right now, but basically, lame directory transversal. Was able to navigate to the teachers computer where her name was “Sysop”. (Imagine that?)
Well, she maintained the usernames and passwords for all of the users on the networks, all of which were editable using WordPerfect. Very Nice.
Anyway. I never did anything malicious, let me just say that right now, before anyone jumps to conclusions. But the kid sitting behind me did. (No really, he really did) His name was Shawn. I don’t remember his last name, but I know he got kicked out of school a year or two later.
The teacher didn’t really know what we were doing (she was across the room) but she could tell we were in the file navigator. So consequently by the next day, my parents and I were in the Principles office. The teacher claimed I hacked her Sysop password (not true). They wanted me to tell them what the new one was, I had no idea. I didn’t do it!
I was suspended at the end. My Dad was pissed.
I say all that to say this, which brings me back to the comic.
Years later after I left home, joined the military, and blew some stuff up... Dad and I were sharing a beer going over all the funny crap I did as a kid when we came upon this moment in time.
Dad admitted to me that at the time he had to act mad, but he told me that he actually was very proud of me at that moment. He said that I always knew what I was going to do for a living from the age of 14. I just had no idea how to get there.
Famous quote by Steve Jobs, (of course!):
“Of course it was impossible to connect the dots looking forward .... But it was very, very clear looking backwards ten years later.”
Wednesday, September 26
Manifold
Wish I could take credit for this one, it’s genius.
Friend of mine named Joel Esler (same exact name, even middle) made a flash based game called Manifold. It’s not me :)
Joel and I met almost 10 years ago now, online, and have kept in touch ever since. We have the same first, middle, and last names. He lives in Australia and is a graphic artist. (And apparently makes really good flash games too!)
So I just wanted to clear that up, it’s not me, it’s him, go support him!
Good job Joel!
Outlook and Mail.app
I am baffled by the use of this technology, since most offices that I’ve worked at don’t use Calendars on their computers as they are supposed to. I have no idea why this is so hard for people to grasp.
Anyway, I have noticed that when people send me an invite in Outlook and I receive it in Mail.app, it basically looks like this:
When: Wednesday, September 26, 2007 7:30 PM-9:00 PM (GMT-05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada).
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Which, is annoying. I want it to look like an iCal icon, allowing me to click on it (or even do what it’s supposed to and automatically import into iCal) and add it into iCal. Well I Googled.
Found these two: OMiC and MailTags, but I didn’t want to install an app. Why should I have to install a third party app!? i don’t want to do that. So I started looking some more, and decided I should poke around the menus. After looking for a bit I found that by hitting the “Command-[“ key combination Mail.app would switch the format of the mail around and I got what I wanted. No third party app.
Why isn’t it ALL that easy?
Manifold
Wish I could take credit for this one, it’s genius.
Friend of mine named Joel Esler (same exact name, even middle) made a flash based game called Manifold. It’s not me :)
Joel and I met almost 10 years ago now, online, and have kept in touch ever since. We have the same first, middle, and last names. He lives in Australia and is a graphic artist. (And apparently makes really good flash games too!)
So I just wanted to clear that up, it’s not me, it’s him, go support him!
Good job Joel!
Outlook and Mail.app
I am baffled by the use of this technology, since most offices that I’ve worked at don’t use Calendars on their computers as they are supposed to. I have no idea why this is so hard for people to grasp.
Anyway, I have noticed that when people send me an invite in Outlook and I receive it in Mail.app, it basically looks like this:
When: Wednesday, September 26, 2007 7:30 PM-9:00 PM (GMT-05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada).
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Which, is annoying. I want it to look like an iCal icon, allowing me to click on it (or even do what it’s supposed to and automatically import into iCal) and add it into iCal. Well I Googled.
Found these two: OMiC and MailTags, but I didn’t want to install an app. Why should I have to install a third party app!? i don’t want to do that. So I started looking some more, and decided I should poke around the menus. After looking for a bit I found that by hitting the “Command-[“ key combination Mail.app would switch the format of the mail around and I got what I wanted. No third party app.
Why isn’t it ALL that easy?
Sunday, September 23
Review of the Snort book
Thanks Richard for posting the review. I totally agree!
Tuesday, September 18
Full Disclosure
-- I love Macs and everything Apple. Don’t care what you think, it all works for me. Don’t have any problems admitting it, even if one of my best friends thinks I am a tool because of it. (WuTang)
-- My first OS was DOS, first computer was a Tandy 1000 SX bought from Radio Shack. My OS progression has been:
DOS
Windows 3.1
Windows 95
Windows 98
Windows ME + NT
Windows XP + 2000
Redhat Linux
Mandrake Linux
Slackware
SuSE
OSX
That’s not all the OS’es I know, that’s just the ones I’ve personally had loaded on my systems.
-- I have an iPhone, iSight, Mac keyboards, docs, Mice..
-- I have a 3G iPod
-- I have a PowerBook G4
-- I have a PowerMac Dual G5 2.0
-- My wife has a MacBook Black
-- I work for Sourcefire, we make Snort, it’s the best company I’ve ever worked for, and I love it. I believe in our products and our philosophy of customer service. I work in the Professional Services department. Which means I am half sales, half technical, and another half jack-of-all-trades. (Which is 3 halves for you doing the math) It’s a great job, I have great management. I travel ALOT and actually, as I said in this post I am off the road for a year to work with one customer.
-- In my spare time I grade GIAC Gold papers for GIAC.org which is affiliated with SANS.
-- In my other spare time I am a handler with the Internet Storm Center. It takes a lot of time, and we get a lot of email.
-- I wrote a chapter of a book. I edited a another chapter, but my edits weren’t included in neither my bio or the other chapter (even though I was paid to do the edits).
-- The book sucked. Even my chapter had errors in it. (TCP Conversations do NOT start with a “FIN” wtf!) The publisher took the rough draft (read: not the final edits) of all the authors and published the rough drafts, this is because the publisher for the book quit in the middle of the process, plus Syngress (the publishing company) was bought out, so I am sure there were some things lost.. There are a couple chapters in the book that are excellent, and it’s worth the purchase. But on a elementary grading scale of the book, I give it a C-.
Anything I forgot? Leave a comment. If you are going to write about me in your blog, leave a comment on my blog pointing to your post!
Monday, September 17
Stoned.Angelina makes its way back..
Apparently a bunch of laptops pre-installed with Windows Vista Home Premium (wtf ever that means) was found to be infected with this 13 year old virus.
What happened to that MSFT anti-virus?
The Register has the story. Albeit funny though.
It is “an unfortunate” mistake for the company that put it on there “Bullguard”.
Bullheaded move is more like it.
Update: Apparently this dude over at computerdefense.org didn’t really like my post. First of all, it’s meant to relay information and yet, be funny at the same time.
So, #1 -- This is Bullguard’s fault. If you couldn’t read into that in the above post, well I am sorry.
#2 -- This is not Vista’s fault. Just MSFT being a victim of circumstance. This shouldn’t happen to an Apple computer because they control the manufacturing process of the hardware and the software. MSFT doesn’t. They just make the software, so they are at the hardware manufacturers mercy.
#3 -- I was definitely making fun of Vista’s naming structure. “Vista Home Premium” What does that mean? My question for Microsoft is, why couldn’t there just be ONE version of Vista. OSX does it! Linux does it! (yes they have versions like “Advanced Server” -- or whatever it’s called now..)
#4 -- I was poking fun at MSFT’s anti-virus service.
However, the dude that calls me everything but the kitchen sink over on his blog, says “I’ve actually had AV Vendors tell me that they pull old and out-dated virus signatures…” How is that responsible? So all I have to do if I want to infect computers is to introduce a really old virus? What kind of liability issues does that raise?
Further down in the posts in his blog he says “Now, I’m often accused of being a Microsoft Zealot...” Well, at least he admits it. He’s on the MSFT side of the fence, I am on the Apple/Linux side of the fence. At least now, I know where we all stand.
If you are going to write about me in your blog, leave a comment on my blog pointing to your post!
Sunday, September 9
Waiting in Line (or, how humans are lemmings)
At the intersection of 71 and 299, there is a single stop light, 4 way (with turn lanes) stop in the middle of town. Everyday I drive North on Route 1 to get to work and South on Route 1 to come home. The closest exit to where I live is the 299 exit off of Route 1. So, I would be approaching town from the right (headed West). Now, since the overwhelming majority of people that live in Middletown and Townsend work in either Dover or Wilmington, most people use Route 1 or 13 for the commute. (If you use 13, you just don’t want to pay the toll and are a cheapskate).
Anyway. Everyday, when I get off the exit headed towards Middletown, there is a line... A LONG LINE of people waiting at the light at 299/71. Like, a mile long... Now, as you can see from the above map, Middletown was built with the logical “Block” concept where the roads are in squares surrounding the main intersection. One way streets and everything. Aside from Lake street, which is not really the best street, the rest of the streets are normal small town neighborhood streets. Why oh Why do all these people wait at the light like 1984 zombies waiting for the light to change? Why doesn’t anyone go down the side blocks? Wouldn’t that make life so much easier? Or, perhaps, spend the 2 miles it takes to learn the shortcuts to avoid the intersection in the middle of town all-together and save alot less stress.
It makes me sad to make the turn to avoid the intersection, like I do everyday, and see the long line of people waiting... So sad.
Waiting in Line (or, how humans are lemmings)
At the intersection of 71 and 299, there is a single stop light, 4 way (with turn lanes) stop in the middle of town. Everyday I drive North on Route 1 to get to work and South on Route 1 to come home. The closest exit to where I live is the 299 exit off of Route 1. So, I would be approaching town from the right (headed West). Now, since the overwhelming majority of people that live in Middletown and Townsend work in either Dover or Wilmington, most people use Route 1 or 13 for the commute. (If you use 13, you just don’t want to pay the toll and are a cheapskate).
Anyway. Everyday, when I get off the exit headed towards Middletown, there is a line... A LONG LINE of people waiting at the light at 299/71. Like, a mile long... Now, as you can see from the above map, Middletown was built with the logical “Block” concept where the roads are in squares surrounding the main intersection. One way streets and everything. Aside from Lake street, which is not really the best street, the rest of the streets are normal small town neighborhood streets. Why oh Why do all these people wait at the light like 1984 zombies waiting for the light to change? Why doesn’t anyone go down the side blocks? Wouldn’t that make life so much easier? Or, perhaps, spend the 2 miles it takes to learn the shortcuts to avoid the intersection in the middle of town all-together and save alot less stress.
It makes me sad to make the turn to avoid the intersection, like I do everyday, and see the long line of people waiting... So sad.
Thursday, September 6
New Apple Keyboard review
Surprisingly, I did like it. I was impressed. I think I like it better than my old white Mac keyboard because the keys don’t travel as far. It’s more like a laptop keyboard (which I prefer), and the keys don’t depress as far as a regular keyboard does, but it has a nice ‘tactile’ feedback.
So, now it sits @ home. I really like it.
In fact, while using it the first day, I mentioned to my wife ‘hey, I think I type faster on this thing’. Of course, she rolled her eyes at me, but I had to test it.
I went to www.typingtest.com where you can take a non-scientific measurement of your typing speed, and with my Powerbook keyboard I can crank out 92 WPM (tested twice), with the new Mac Keyboard I can crank out 90 WPM, but with my old white mac keyboard, for some reason (maybe mental block), I can only get about 84 WPM.
So, like I said, non-scientific. But very interesting. To each his own, but I like it.
New Apple Keyboard review
Surprisingly, I did like it. I was impressed. I think I like it better than my old white Mac keyboard because the keys don’t travel as far. It’s more like a laptop keyboard (which I prefer), and the keys don’t depress as far as a regular keyboard does, but it has a nice ‘tactile’ feedback.
So, now it sits @ home. I really like it.
In fact, while using it the first day, I mentioned to my wife ‘hey, I think I type faster on this thing’. Of course, she rolled her eyes at me, but I had to test it.
I went to www.typingtest.com where you can take a non-scientific measurement of your typing speed, and with my Powerbook keyboard I can crank out 92 WPM (tested twice), with the new Mac Keyboard I can crank out 90 WPM, but with my old white mac keyboard, for some reason (maybe mental block), I can only get about 84 WPM.
So, like I said, non-scientific. But very interesting. To each his own, but I like it.
Tuesday, September 4
A year log endeavor
I’ll be able to get back to posting information and analysis again.
A year log endeavor
I’ll be able to get back to posting information and analysis again.
Monday, August 20
iWeb fun
Annoying.
Anyway. I talked to Apple about how to fix the problem, and they asked me to submit my Domain file, which, Apple’s upload interface only allows you to upload a max of 50 Mb.
This website is over 250 Mb’s. Good luck Apple!
Well, I just tried to republish and it worked, so we’ll see if it stays fixed.
iWeb fun
Annoying.
Anyway. I talked to Apple about how to fix the problem, and they asked me to submit my Domain file, which, Apple’s upload interface only allows you to upload a max of 50 Mb.
This website is over 250 Mb’s. Good luck Apple!
Well, I just tried to republish and it worked, so we’ll see if it stays fixed.
Saturday, August 11
Mobile Photos
http://gallery.mac.com/joel.esler#100051
Mobile Photos
http://gallery.mac.com/joel.esler#100051
Tuesday, August 7
New Apple fun
They almost updated everything in the product line. Nice.
So I picked up iLife and iWork 08’s, because I was at an Apple Store anyway because my battery on my powerbook died. (suckkin)
iLife looks nice, I like the new iWeb features. Almost all of the Icons are different, and they actually allow for “Web Widgets” now, which allows you to put actual html into the iWeb design, which is nice. iPhoto got a refresh as well, kinda looks like iTunes, really, and you can organize your pictures by ‘events’. Which are auto created based upon picture import batch, from what I can tell. Double clicking on a picture ‘zooms’ it in, kinda, App -opening - iPhone style. Very nice. The icon changed slightly for iPhoto as well I think. More refined. I haven’t messed with Garageband, (and don’t). iMovie won’t install on the powerbook. I don’t use it on here anyway.
iWork is nice as well, I especially like the Numbers program (the Mac replacement for Excel). The interface is a hella lot nicer. Pages and Keynote got a really nice refresher as well. Pages looks like an actual word processor now with the font bar (center, right, left, justification..etc.) actually in the interface, as opposed to in the ‘inspector’ bar like they should be. Keynote also got some actions on stuff like ‘actions’. The ability to move words within a slide, make them transparent and nice things like that. Alot of it is ‘have to see to understand’. But overall some very nice refinements that I have been looking for from the two suites for some time.
They didn’t have the new iMac’s out at the store when I was there yet, but I might have to go back there tomorrow and see it in person and give you a report on how it’s working. I am especially interested in how the keyboard is.
Airport extreme got Gigabit ports. nice.
Looks like the Mac mini got new processors too.
.Mac looks like it got an update as well with ‘Photo Galleries’. The iPhone also got a magic update timed to appear today apparently. See here for more details. Nice.
Maybe to eliminate my flickr account? We’ll see.
Also.. uh.. 10GB of storage? Um. That wasn’t there before! That’s alot more storage than before. The data transfer rates also went from 5Gb to 10Gb. (For the bottom accounts) Frickin sweet.
AHH!! I just noticed that .Mac will accept registrations from private domain names too. So you can point your CNAME ‘www’ at web.mac.com and then when people go to your web address it automagically goes to web.mac.com. Nice. Redirection.
Okay, so I just ran over and created a Web Gallery named ‘Moving’.
New Apple fun
They almost updated everything in the product line. Nice.
So I picked up iLife and iWork 08’s, because I was at an Apple Store anyway because my battery on my powerbook died. (suckkin)
iLife looks nice, I like the new iWeb features. Almost all of the Icons are different, and they actually allow for “Web Widgets” now, which allows you to put actual html into the iWeb design, which is nice. iPhoto got a refresh as well, kinda looks like iTunes, really, and you can organize your pictures by ‘events’. Which are auto created based upon picture import batch, from what I can tell. Double clicking on a picture ‘zooms’ it in, kinda, App -opening - iPhone style. Very nice. The icon changed slightly for iPhoto as well I think. More refined. I haven’t messed with Garageband, (and don’t). iMovie won’t install on the powerbook. I don’t use it on here anyway.
iWork is nice as well, I especially like the Numbers program (the Mac replacement for Excel). The interface is a hella lot nicer. Pages and Keynote got a really nice refresher as well. Pages looks like an actual word processor now with the font bar (center, right, left, justification..etc.) actually in the interface, as opposed to in the ‘inspector’ bar like they should be. Keynote also got some actions on stuff like ‘actions’. The ability to move words within a slide, make them transparent and nice things like that. Alot of it is ‘have to see to understand’. But overall some very nice refinements that I have been looking for from the two suites for some time.
They didn’t have the new iMac’s out at the store when I was there yet, but I might have to go back there tomorrow and see it in person and give you a report on how it’s working. I am especially interested in how the keyboard is.
Airport extreme got Gigabit ports. nice.
Looks like the Mac mini got new processors too.
.Mac looks like it got an update as well with ‘Photo Galleries’. The iPhone also got a magic update timed to appear today apparently. See here for more details. Nice.
Maybe to eliminate my flickr account? We’ll see.
Also.. uh.. 10GB of storage? Um. That wasn’t there before! That’s alot more storage than before. The data transfer rates also went from 5Gb to 10Gb. (For the bottom accounts) Frickin sweet.
AHH!! I just noticed that .Mac will accept registrations from private domain names too. So you can point your CNAME ‘www’ at web.mac.com and then when people go to your web address it automagically goes to web.mac.com. Nice. Redirection.
Okay, so I just ran over and created a Web Gallery named ‘Moving’.
Monday, July 2
Joel’s iPhone review
At first I was caught in the wave of people whose activation wasn’t going through. From the time I submitted my activation on iTunes, to the time it went through was about 19 hours. 19 EXCRUCIATING hours. Let me tell you, sitting here wanting to play with my phone, and it not working is a pain the butt. But eventually, it started working, synced up, and everything is hunky dory now. Turns out there was a ‘hold’ on my activation by AT&T. Whatever the hell that means. But after a couple tech-support calls, it works now, and I am a happy camper.
Unlocking/Locking -- works by touching the top button, works great.
Home screen -- Exactly how it looks in all the commercials, exactly like the picture I have above, it functions as it should.
Text messaging (SMS) -- Works just fine, formats the chat like iChat, like you have seen. The Keyboard, which I will probably discuss several times this entry, is a bit interesting. As Apple says, “you start typing with one finger to get used to how it operates”, but actually, it’s getting used to you. It’s learning the names and proper nouns and things like that you will be typing. After a couple days of use, you can type with your thumbs. I am at this stage, I can type pretty fast, but I am not up to the speed that I was on while on my blackberry. Apple says you have to learn to trust the auto-correcting feature, and once you do, you work faster. I can see this. Maybe i’ll make another blog entry in a couple days reporting on how fast I am.
Calendar -- It works nicely, has the bubble look for calendar entries much like iCal. The only thing that is lacking in iCal is “Todo’s”. It’s not in a separate application or anything, but it’s kinda helpful to have those. I WANT MY TODO’S APPLE!!
Photos -- It’s a photo browsing app, you can flick from picture to picture from left to right, right to left, use the pinch to enlarge and decrease. Works great, no complaints here. I used the Photos feature to make a picture of my daughter sitting up on the floor my wallpaper. I like the feature of being able to email a photo right from the application, it kind of “minimizes” the photo, then puts it in an email for you to send. It’s kind of hard to describe, but I remember watching the effect on one of the Apple videos.
Camera -- It actually takes some descent photos. Considering it’s 2 megapixel camera, you have to kind of forgive it for any shaking or bad lighting. However, considering the camera on my last phone was a 1.3 megapixel, i can see that. Here’s a picture I took with my camera yesterday.
Youtube -- Not a ‘useful’ feature, but definitely cool to pass the time with if you are bored.
Stocks widget -- I have all my stocks on there, it syncs quickly via Edge or Wifi.
Google Maps -- NICE. The integration with Google Maps is beautiful, Jobs said it was the best Google Maps client ever, and I tend to agree. It’s better then Google’s own implementation, and a hella lot better then the one I had on my blackberry.
Weather -- This is a handy feature, I can have several of them open at the same time, and i can flick left and right to be able to access the weather in whatever areas I set. I set them by hitting the edit button, too easy. Updates quickly via Edge or Wifi.
Clock -- The clock allows me to track the time in several time zones (it syncs via the cell tower), and has Cupertino built in as the default. Also has an Alarm, Stopwatch, and a countdown timer on it as well. The countdown timer has the most satisfying interface, which resembles a DaVinci cryptex
you flick your finger up and down to adjust the time.
Calculator -- It’s a simple +, -, *, /, calculator. Nothing special and nothing scientific.
Notes -- Simple Note pad, the font is sort of informal and rather ‘note-ish’. Kind of satisfying, the only problem is, when it syncs with iTunes it does NOT sync with ‘Stickies’ (The note application), so Notes are not synced anywhere I can see on OSX. One can surmise then that the notes will be synced with the Notes in OSX Leopard’s Mail.app application.
Settings --This was a section that I was curious about, so I’ll try and cover it in some detail:
1) Airplane Mode, simple slide left or right to turn off all wireless features. Nice.
2) Wi-fi -- You can turn wi-fi on or off, select the access point, and turn the “Ask to join networks” on or off. Now, from what i can tell, iPhone won’t just join some random access point. You have to tell it to do so, but once you do, it will remember that access point for future use. Nice. That way you can just walk into Panera, it grabs and IP and is ready for use.
3) Usage -- All kinds of metrics, usage, standby time, call time, lifetime call time, edge network data sent/received.
4) Sounds -- Vibrate on or off in silent mode, vibrate on or off in ring mode, ring volume, ringtone, and tones for voicemail, text message, mail, sent mail, calendar alerts, lock sounds, and keyboard clicking (which i turned off because it’s rather annoying when typing).
5) Brightness -- You can set it, or let it auto-adjust (on by default).
6) Wallpapers -- You can select from a built in wallpaper, or you can select your own.
7) General --
a) About -- what network you are on, how many songs, videos, photos, total capacity, available capacity, version (1.0), serial number, model number, wifi mac address, bluetooth mac address, imei and iccid numbers, and modem firmware. Finally a legal scroll page which includes the GPL license, and the licenses for bsd along with a shit-ton of other legal stuff from Google, Apple, and your mother.
b) Date and Time -- 24 hour time, set automatically, time zone support, and the ability to select a time zone (by city/state).
c) Auto-Lock -- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, or never minutes.
d) Passcode lock -- (that you would have to type in after you lock/unlock the phone)
e) Network -- VPN and Wi-Fi. VPN supports L2TP and PPTP, as well as proxies.
f) Bluetooth -- ON or OFF, and what devices you are paired to. Apparently supports handsets only.
g) Keyboard -- Auto-Caps, or Enable Caps Lock
h) Reset -- Resets the device (also done by Holding down the Home button and the Sleep/Wake button)
8) Mail -- Allows you to do a bunch of things with mail, setup the accounts, auto-checks, how many recent messages to show, minimum font size and the like.
9) Phone -- Call Forwarding and Call Waiting are found here, as well as the ability to block your phone number.
10) Safari -- Cookies, Cache, etc..
11) iPod -- AudioBook speed, EQ, volume limit
12) Photos -- Repeat, shuffle, and other stuff for slideshows
Phone -- Favorites work well, Recents, Contacts, Keypad, and Visual Voicemail all work excellent like they do in the commercials. The Rubber-banding effect in contacts (well in ANYTHING) really, is nice. It’s like the iPhone is allowing you to scroll off the end, and prove to you yes, there really is nothing there, then brings you back to reality.
Call Quality -- Excellent, the speakerphone isn’t very loud, and I haven’t tested the hold or the conferencing features yet, but generally works great.
Bluetooth headset -- I haven’t tried it with a regular headset yet, but it works great with my car.
Mail -- Again, has a button to sync. (I use IMAP) Works great. Sometimes swiping your finger across an email to delete it is a bit awkward, (doesn’t work everytime, but I think it’s my fault). The Keyboard, as I said before, takes a bit to get used to, but once it’s learning your typing style, it works great. I can now type at full speed wit my thumbs on it. I’ve read some stuff recently about the in-ability to push email to the iPhone. Not true. Yahoo can push email to an iPhone, and I am sure Gmail, and .mac will get it. Blackberry enterprise can’t push but that’s RIM’s fault. ;)
Safari -- Now, I have heard alot of bitching about how slow the Edge network is. In my experience, it’s actually not that bad. It’s not as fast as the wifi, don’t get me wrong, but it’s not as slow as dialup either. I can deal with it. It’s actually faster IMO then my blackberry. My blackberry was painfully slow at webpages. It DOES support Javascript and RSS feeds. Unlike what these tools are saying out there in the press.
iPod -- Enuff said. a visual ipod. It kicks ass.
Things I wish the iPhone had --
Todo’s, already said it.
Removeable battery, even though by the time this one dies it’ll be time to buy a new phone, still though, i wish I could get a new battery, or an extra one for it.
A separate IM application -- I overcame this by setting AOLIM to forward my messages to my mobile when I am not near IM client. Works through SMS, and works just fine. Still though, I would like to have a separate iChat application.
Other than that, I love this thing. It ROCKS. If you are one of the non-believers or one of the people that thinks it’s all hype, then fine, don’t buy one. No skin off my back, I know it kicks serious booty. But I do suggest that you if you are reading an article that just says that the iPhone sucks, check their facts. Email me at the link below and I’ll debunk or approve, I don’t mind. Go to an AT&T store or an Apple store and play with it. You’ll be convinced.
But for those of you are that are looking to reduce the amount of devices and cables they have to carry, and are looking for something to really make their life more organized and simpler, then there you go. Get it.
Tuesday, June 12
WWDC
In case you are sleeping in a cave, he announced a few things: A new desktop, new Finder, Safari on Windows, Dashboard, Time Machine, Spaces, blah blah, and some other stuff.. Let me talk about a few of these
New Desktop: Thank God. Unified them, transparent menu bar, reflective Dock. Stacks? Um, okay. I’ll use it, it’ll be nice, but didn’t someone else have that?
New Finder: THANK GOD. The present Finder sucks, so I am glad they did this. However, it occurred to me that some of the stuff like searches that are for ‘Today’ and ‘Yesterday’ can already be done with Smart Folders in Tiger. Seriously, give it a shot. I’ll wait.. Well, maybe I won’t. The things I did like alot were the features to be able to instantly search via Spotlight and ‘browse’ via Finder the other computers on my lan (which you can do now, it’s just alot better in Leopard), and the ‘Back to my Mac’ feature. The ability to connect to your home PC no matter where you are. NICE. I will be using THAT one alot. Cover Flow? mmm.. okay. We’ll see.
Quicklook: Nice. The ability to look at files w/out having to open their app. Nice.
iChat: Nothing new here except the picture superimposing. Kinda nice. I already use iChat alot, so these features will be nice. I use iChat to communicate w/ my wife and baby while I am on the road. Makes up for me being gone (a little bit).
Safari on Windows: More on this later, but this is kinda cool.
Dashboard:
Time Machine: Nice feature, except, again... we saw this last year. Boring.
Spaces: Multiple Desktops? Um, how long have Linux/other *nix’s had this? A long time? yes. How did Mac make it better? They made it prettier. That’s all. Boring.
All the other stuff: Boring. I’ll talk about what I think about Safari on Windows in a sec.
Things that WEREN’T Covered, and probably should have:
Mail -- Yes, we saw a bunch of this last year, Stationary (whoop de do, Outlook has had stationary for years, and it’s irritating, Apple just made it easier to use and prettier) However, Mail supports Notes and ToDo’s now (this we knew last year) it also integrates RSS feeds (nice), and it auto-recognizes Addresses, phone numbers, and email addresses in the text of an email and allows you to auto-create an Address Book entry for that person (nice). It also recognizes dates and auto-creates (with the help of a drop down) events in iCal. Nice. Watch the video linked to see. Leopard++
iCal -- Another one of my daily apps, iCal got better. Inline editing (instead of in the side PAIN -- pane), unified interface, nice. Like it. Leopard++
Parental Controls -- Nice. Alot better. I don’t know how this lines up against Vista, but this will be a welcome addition. Leopard++
Boot Camp -- Ehh.. Kind of expected native Windows apps running parallel w/ OSX ones. Not having to reboot to use Windows Apps. I tried to predict this, apparently the Leopard developers don’t read my blog.
Photo Booth -- Ehh. I don’t use it. I don’t care.
DVD Player -- Good. The other one was ‘just okay’
Overall -- okay. I’ll buy it for 129.00.
Now, why do I think Jobs introduced Safari for Windows. Lets look at the situation here. Let’s say Windows people are afraid to switch to a mac because they don’t know how to operated the interface. Okay. Safari and iTunes are the Mac apps on Windows. Both are different in their own special way, each having a nice interface.
The new Finder in Leopard is just like iTunes. Compare em, go ahead. Safari is exactly the same on both platforms.
IMHO -- I think Apple is making a play here for switchers. Don’t be afraid to switch to OSX, have you used iTunes before? Then you know OSX. Done. Everything in OSX will look like an app you are already familiar with.. okay? No more excuses. Oh, you have an app that doesn’t run on OSX? Boot camp, thanks.
I think this is targeted at the potential switcher audience. Good luck.
I’ll still buy Leopard, and I’ll still buy the iPhone. I like them both. But I am buying Leopard for the Back to my mac, intra-network computer access in Finder, Time Machine, Mail, and the new iChat. That’s it.
What did you guys think?
WWDC
In case you are sleeping in a cave, he announced a few things: A new desktop, new Finder, Safari on Windows, Dashboard, Time Machine, Spaces, blah blah, and some other stuff.. Let me talk about a few of these
New Desktop: Thank God. Unified them, transparent menu bar, reflective Dock. Stacks? Um, okay. I’ll use it, it’ll be nice, but didn’t someone else have that?
New Finder: THANK GOD. The present Finder sucks, so I am glad they did this. However, it occurred to me that some of the stuff like searches that are for ‘Today’ and ‘Yesterday’ can already be done with Smart Folders in Tiger. Seriously, give it a shot. I’ll wait.. Well, maybe I won’t. The things I did like alot were the features to be able to instantly search via Spotlight and ‘browse’ via Finder the other computers on my lan (which you can do now, it’s just alot better in Leopard), and the ‘Back to my Mac’ feature. The ability to connect to your home PC no matter where you are. NICE. I will be using THAT one alot. Cover Flow? mmm.. okay. We’ll see.
Quicklook: Nice. The ability to look at files w/out having to open their app. Nice.
iChat: Nothing new here except the picture superimposing. Kinda nice. I already use iChat alot, so these features will be nice. I use iChat to communicate w/ my wife and baby while I am on the road. Makes up for me being gone (a little bit).
Safari on Windows: More on this later, but this is kinda cool.
Dashboard:
Time Machine: Nice feature, except, again... we saw this last year. Boring.
Spaces: Multiple Desktops? Um, how long have Linux/other *nix’s had this? A long time? yes. How did Mac make it better? They made it prettier. That’s all. Boring.
All the other stuff: Boring. I’ll talk about what I think about Safari on Windows in a sec.
Things that WEREN’T Covered, and probably should have:
Mail -- Yes, we saw a bunch of this last year, Stationary (whoop de do, Outlook has had stationary for years, and it’s irritating, Apple just made it easier to use and prettier) However, Mail supports Notes and ToDo’s now (this we knew last year) it also integrates RSS feeds (nice), and it auto-recognizes Addresses, phone numbers, and email addresses in the text of an email and allows you to auto-create an Address Book entry for that person (nice). It also recognizes dates and auto-creates (with the help of a drop down) events in iCal. Nice. Watch the video linked to see. Leopard++
iCal -- Another one of my daily apps, iCal got better. Inline editing (instead of in the side PAIN -- pane), unified interface, nice. Like it. Leopard++
Parental Controls -- Nice. Alot better. I don’t know how this lines up against Vista, but this will be a welcome addition. Leopard++
Boot Camp -- Ehh.. Kind of expected native Windows apps running parallel w/ OSX ones. Not having to reboot to use Windows Apps. I tried to predict this, apparently the Leopard developers don’t read my blog.
Photo Booth -- Ehh. I don’t use it. I don’t care.
DVD Player -- Good. The other one was ‘just okay’
Overall -- okay. I’ll buy it for 129.00.
Now, why do I think Jobs introduced Safari for Windows. Lets look at the situation here. Let’s say Windows people are afraid to switch to a mac because they don’t know how to operated the interface. Okay. Safari and iTunes are the Mac apps on Windows. Both are different in their own special way, each having a nice interface.
The new Finder in Leopard is just like iTunes. Compare em, go ahead. Safari is exactly the same on both platforms.
IMHO -- I think Apple is making a play here for switchers. Don’t be afraid to switch to OSX, have you used iTunes before? Then you know OSX. Done. Everything in OSX will look like an app you are already familiar with.. okay? No more excuses. Oh, you have an app that doesn’t run on OSX? Boot camp, thanks.
I think this is targeted at the potential switcher audience. Good luck.
I’ll still buy Leopard, and I’ll still buy the iPhone. I like them both. But I am buying Leopard for the Back to my mac, intra-network computer access in Finder, Time Machine, Mail, and the new iChat. That’s it.
What did you guys think?
Tuesday, May 29
iPhone day
Since everyone is activating their iPhone right now, it’s taking a long time (according to the nice AT&T lady I am on the phone with)
The phone is alot nicer then I thought, nice screen, and since I actually used an iPhone at the store, the keyboard is alot better than I thought.
I just got off the phone with the AT&T rep, she said it may take up until 7 pm tomorrow to activate all the iPhones. Hopefully mine isn’t that deep in the queue.
More later, stay tuned.
Added Story -- Okay..
So, I got off of work at the customer I was at and was going to head up to the Apple Soho store. From where I was at, (World Trade Center) I had to walk up and catch the R/W Subway lines at City Hall. About 2.5 blocks. Not a bad walk.
On the way there, I passed an AT&T store. Having researched all the AT&T locations listed on their site, knowing that AT&T said the closest site was on Wall St, I figured this one was ‘unmapped’. The line had about 35 people in it. Not too bad. So I jumped in.
We kept having to move the line, since the people were waiting in line were blocking the ghetto ass stores that were around the location (on Broadway), and their managers kept coming out and hollering at the AT&T manager (PEOPLE GET OVER IT, IT’S ONE DAY!), even calling the cops at one point.
So we kept having to move, which meant that we were being crammed in tighter and tighter spaces with more and more people. It wasn’t awful, just crowded.
2.5 hours.
6pm rolled around, the started letting people in about 15 at a time. The first group went in, (the first lady in line sold her place/phone for 1500 bucks. Not too bad I guess, and another guy sold his place in line for 300.) About 10 people left to go in, (in front of me, there were about 100 people behind me), and they announced they were out of the 8Gig model. So, I was at this point kind of disappointed and figured I would buy a 4 Gig for Ebay or something.
5 ppl left, they ran out. So, they told us we could order one. Since we had heard that the wait outside the SoHo store was around the block, I ordered an 8 Gig phone, and went back to my hotel.
I got back to the hotel, head hung low, and feet sore from standing, i jumped online, only to be greeted by everyone’s pictures of their damn iPhones.
So I got frustrated, and got up and jumped on the subway and went to the SoHo store like I had originally intended to.
Got there. No line. Said to the ‘bouncer’ out front, ‘You guys have any phones?’ Plenty he said.
Went inside, and they had thousands. Literally tens of thousands of phones behind the counter. I should have taken a picture but my camera was dead.
If anyone has a picture of the inside of the Soho store on Friday, please email it to me.
So, I got my phone, and updated my “Apple Store Visits” page. Read here for iPhone review.
iPhone day
Since everyone is activating their iPhone right now, it’s taking a long time (according to the nice AT&T lady I am on the phone with)
The phone is alot nicer then I thought, nice screen, and since I actually used an iPhone at the store, the keyboard is alot better than I thought.
I just got off the phone with the AT&T rep, she said it may take up until 7 pm tomorrow to activate all the iPhones. Hopefully mine isn’t that deep in the queue.
More later, stay tuned.
Added Story -- Okay..
So, I got off of work at the customer I was at and was going to head up to the Apple Soho store. From where I was at, (World Trade Center) I had to walk up and catch the R/W Subway lines at City Hall. About 2.5 blocks. Not a bad walk.
On the way there, I passed an AT&T store. Having researched all the AT&T locations listed on their site, knowing that AT&T said the closest site was on Wall St, I figured this one was ‘unmapped’. The line had about 35 people in it. Not too bad. So I jumped in.
We kept having to move the line, since the people were waiting in line were blocking the ghetto ass stores that were around the location (on Broadway), and their managers kept coming out and hollering at the AT&T manager (PEOPLE GET OVER IT, IT’S ONE DAY!), even calling the cops at one point.
So we kept having to move, which meant that we were being crammed in tighter and tighter spaces with more and more people. It wasn’t awful, just crowded.
2.5 hours.
6pm rolled around, the started letting people in about 15 at a time. The first group went in, (the first lady in line sold her place/phone for 1500 bucks. Not too bad I guess, and another guy sold his place in line for 300.) About 10 people left to go in, (in front of me, there were about 100 people behind me), and they announced they were out of the 8Gig model. So, I was at this point kind of disappointed and figured I would buy a 4 Gig for Ebay or something.
5 ppl left, they ran out. So, they told us we could order one. Since we had heard that the wait outside the SoHo store was around the block, I ordered an 8 Gig phone, and went back to my hotel.
I got back to the hotel, head hung low, and feet sore from standing, i jumped online, only to be greeted by everyone’s pictures of their damn iPhones.
So I got frustrated, and got up and jumped on the subway and went to the SoHo store like I had originally intended to.
Got there. No line. Said to the ‘bouncer’ out front, ‘You guys have any phones?’ Plenty he said.
Went inside, and they had thousands. Literally tens of thousands of phones behind the counter. I should have taken a picture but my camera was dead.
If anyone has a picture of the inside of the Soho store on Friday, please email it to me.
So, I got my phone, and updated my “Apple Store Visits” page. Read here for iPhone review.
Friday, May 18
Icons are so 1995
There are no icons on the Desktop.
Now, Steve said that one of the reasons that our desktops are so cluttered is because, when we download something, it falls on our Desktop. (True). So they created a Stack to manage all the downloads.
Which, if you strip all the other stuff off the Desktop, (Your Hard-drive icon, your CD/DVD icon (if you have something in the drive), your iDisk icon (if you have one), your other hard-drives, mounted shares...etc.. can all be found in the new Finder, which, can be launched from the most left button on the Dock.
Personally I like this. I don’t use my Desktop icons anyway, I actually shut them off and use my menu bar (at the top) and the Dock (at the bottom) like you are supposed to.
Which it looks like Apple is going to have you do in Leopard. Nice.
Icons are so 1995
There are no icons on the Desktop.
Now, Steve said that one of the reasons that our desktops are so cluttered is because, when we download something, it falls on our Desktop. (True). So they created a Stack to manage all the downloads.
Which, if you strip all the other stuff off the Desktop, (Your Hard-drive icon, your CD/DVD icon (if you have something in the drive), your iDisk icon (if you have one), your other hard-drives, mounted shares...etc.. can all be found in the new Finder, which, can be launched from the most left button on the Dock.
Personally I like this. I don’t use my Desktop icons anyway, I actually shut them off and use my menu bar (at the top) and the Dock (at the bottom) like you are supposed to.
Which it looks like Apple is going to have you do in Leopard. Nice.
Tuesday, May 8
The Snort Book
Some chapters are better than others. Some chapters have errors in them (even mine! I mean, really, who begins a TCP conversation with a FIN, ACK? I swear, it was correct in the proof copy!)
I make mention of Stream5 in my chapter at one point, saying that we ‘took a peek at it’, even though I didn’t discuss it at all. At the time of writing Stream5 wasn’t out yet, so I couldn’t really put much in there about it since it was still in beta. I originally had some stuff in there about UDP session tracking being in Stream5, but I took it out. Hence why I “refer” back to it later.
I edited/rewrote another chapter in the book (which shall remain unknown for now), but none of my edits got in the book. When I asked the publisher why, turns out the publisher for this particular book quit in the middle of the book’s publish, so alot of edits didn’t get in there. Hm.. That sucks. Maybe they’ll do an edition two to add in that stuff.
I really like the book overall, I really liked the writing experience, however next time, if asked to write a book, or if I write my own book... i’d like more control over it. Our editors, did a GREAT job with the task that was set before them. I wrote my chapter on my laptop on flights and in hotels. I always got interesting looks when people would look over in a plane and see me just goin to TOWN on the keyboard. (You know how some people just work on excel spreadsheets and what not, it’s always interesting to see people going nuts on their keyboard.)
Go buy the book. You’ll learn alot. I promise. If you read the book, alot of the most common questions are answered. If that doesn’t work, then pop into #snort on irc.freenode.net and ask your question, or pop onto the snort-users mailing list. Chances are, your question not only has been asked already, but we’ll get you the answer right away. See you online!
Addendum --
It was pointed out in a blog comment here that my title was neither “Director” nor did I “develop” an IDS at my last job. (As listed in my bio.) Both true. I’ll admit it. The commenter even went so far as to call me a LIAR. (Yes all in caps). Let me correct/clarify. As I most definitely didn’t mean to ‘lie’.
There was no such thing as “Director” in my last job. My title was “Section Manager”. Originally the title given me at my was “Section Lead”, however, in the politics that ensued after I was ‘promoted’ to the position, it was pointed out to me that “Lead” was reserved for Government employees. I was a contractor. When I sent my bio to a couple of people for proofread, I also sent it to the publisher because of a deadline we had to meet. When the people I sent it to for proofread pointed out “Director”, I said, ‘ah yes’ and emailed the publisher with the correction. Why did I write it in there? In my present job, the equivalent title of the position would have been Director. No one knows what ‘Section Manager’ is. It’s not a real title. ‘Manager’ is a real title, ‘Section Manager’ is one of those made up Government titles. What were my responsibilities? I attended a weekly ‘managers’ meeting, and compiled a weekly report of what the guys did who ‘worked’ for me did. First of all, the guys that worked for me were on a different contract, so I couldn’t tell them what to do anyway. You didn’t get into our section unless you didn’t need to be managed. (You had to be self-sustainable) So, the title really meant nothing. Second of all, no one had one boss. Working on one project, a friend named Jamey was the lead on, Working for the section, I was the lead on, but then my contract lead (Joe) was my boss and wrote my reviews, except he didn’t give me my jobs, another person named Harry did that, his title was “Lead Contractor”, and he was everyones boss, but everyone reported to him directly. Then on top of all that, our Government rep at the office was our boss as well and she was over everyone. After I left, it just got worse with one more layer of boss in the middle there somewhere. As I said, the title didn’t mean much.
That’s what causes people to get other jobs. Some of the best employees I know have left that place because of all the politics.
As to the second point -- Developing an IDS. I did NOT develop an IDS. I DID develop a IDS system of tools that worked together (yes, of course, with some assistance from a couple of friends, mainly on the db side), for passive os fingerprinting, full traffic capture, and then yes, the IDS. Which was Snort. I developed how the tools worked together, and automated all the pieces and parts to keep them all up and running on the multiple sensors I had. When I was asked to help develop the system that is currently in place on a much much larger scale at a sister office, I did. That system is still in place today exactly how I designed it (at the sister office).
The system I developed at my home office has been dismantled and pieced apart and not all the pieces on it are running anymore, mainly because no one knew how it all worked after I left. Why? I am not sure. It was all documented. For the best comparison that I can make to the system I made is sguil. Except without the tcl/tk frontend.
Did I write ‘Director’? Yes. I sure did. To make myself look better and over-inflated and to lie? No, that was not the intention. The intention was to convert my ‘made up’ title into a commercial equivalent. When it was pointed out to me, I did make the correction, and the correction wasn’t published. (add that to the list of things that didn’t get corrected)
Now, the thing that concerns me is, only a few people knew the exact nature of my title while at the RCERT, and out of those people, only a couple would be rude enough to try and bust me out publicly. On my own blog nonetheless.
I didn’t appreciate it, even though you were correct, it was rude.
Unresponsive Finder
As I stated, Finder and Spotlight become unresponsive. I have no idea what causes this, but I noticed it yesterday when I’d try to open a file, or attach a file to an email, I’d click on the file in Finder’s ‘column’ view, and it would literally take about 20 minutes to get the details of the file in the next column. (Spinning beachball, machine and Finder completely frozen)
Open Terminal, type:
$sudo mdutil -s /
mdutil is the utility that manages your Spotlight store for each drive. You can use mdutil to even index network shares. (which is quite handy) For more information on mdutil, either read the man page, or type:
$sudo mdutil -h
Anyway -- I got sidetracked there. If mdutil -s / takes a long time to run and gives you some crap about not being able to lookup the index status of the “/” drive, then you are experiencing the same problem I was. For some reason OSX’s Spotlight index gets fubar’ed, and when that happens, no more information store (Finder) for you! So let’s fix it. Back in your terminal type:
$sudo mdutil -i off / (This turns off indexing for your drive)
$sudo mdutil -E / (This erases the information store for your drive)
If either one of these two error out, you will have to do it manually, skip the next step then read further down.
Now reboot. When your computer comes back up, open a Terminal window and type:
$sudo mdutil -i on /
$top -o cpu
This will bring up top and sort it by cpu usage. If you see ‘mds’ and ‘mdimport’ being in the top 3 or 4 or so, that’s good. OSX is rebuilding your Spotlight cache. Let it do this, and hopefully everything will return to normal. Now, if at any point your command errors out (“Can’t find index status, Can’t erase index” or similar, go to this:)
Now, if all that stuff didn’t work, so let’s fix it manually.
Step 1: Open System Preferences -> Sharing. At the top you will see the hostname of your computer. (Yes, this is the HOSTNAME.) Change this. To anything you want, for some reason Finder is tied to the hostname of your computer and if you change the hostname it magically fixes this problem.
Step 2: Back in your Terminal Window, descend to “/”. ($cd /)
Step 3: Erase your Spotlight cache. (Sounds dangerous doesn’t it? Don’t worry it’ll be rebuilt)
$sudo rm -rf /.Spotlight-V100/ (NOTICE THE DOT, it’s a hidden directory, you’d have to add a -a to your ‘ls’ to see it)
Now reboot. When your computer comes back up, your Spotlight cache will be rebuilt (may take awhile, it took about 3 hours on my Powermac (But it has 3 harddrives in it), then everything should be good to go.
Remember, changing that hostname is the magic step. Don’t forget it.
If this helps you, please leave a comment and let me know. If you have an suggestions to add to this, please leave a comment and let me know.
Unresponsive Finder
As I stated, Finder and Spotlight become unresponsive. I have no idea what causes this, but I noticed it yesterday when I’d try to open a file, or attach a file to an email, I’d click on the file in Finder’s ‘column’ view, and it would literally take about 20 minutes to get the details of the file in the next column. (Spinning beachball, machine and Finder completely frozen)
Open Terminal, type:
$sudo mdutil -s /
mdutil is the utility that manages your Spotlight store for each drive. You can use mdutil to even index network shares. (which is quite handy) For more information on mdutil, either read the man page, or type:
$sudo mdutil -h
Anyway -- I got sidetracked there. If mdutil -s / takes a long time to run and gives you some crap about not being able to lookup the index status of the “/” drive, then you are experiencing the same problem I was. For some reason OSX’s Spotlight index gets fubar’ed, and when that happens, no more information store (Finder) for you! So let’s fix it. Back in your terminal type:
$sudo mdutil -i off / (This turns off indexing for your drive)
$sudo mdutil -E / (This erases the information store for your drive)
If either one of these two error out, you will have to do it manually, skip the next step then read further down.
Now reboot. When your computer comes back up, open a Terminal window and type:
$sudo mdutil -i on /
$top -o cpu
This will bring up top and sort it by cpu usage. If you see ‘mds’ and ‘mdimport’ being in the top 3 or 4 or so, that’s good. OSX is rebuilding your Spotlight cache. Let it do this, and hopefully everything will return to normal. Now, if at any point your command errors out (“Can’t find index status, Can’t erase index” or similar, go to this:)
Now, if all that stuff didn’t work, so let’s fix it manually.
Step 1: Open System Preferences -> Sharing. At the top you will see the hostname of your computer. (Yes, this is the HOSTNAME.) Change this. To anything you want, for some reason Finder is tied to the hostname of your computer and if you change the hostname it magically fixes this problem.
Step 2: Back in your Terminal Window, descend to “/”. ($cd /)
Step 3: Erase your Spotlight cache. (Sounds dangerous doesn’t it? Don’t worry it’ll be rebuilt)
$sudo rm -rf /.Spotlight-V100/ (NOTICE THE DOT, it’s a hidden directory, you’d have to add a -a to your ‘ls’ to see it)
Now reboot. When your computer comes back up, your Spotlight cache will be rebuilt (may take awhile, it took about 3 hours on my Powermac (But it has 3 harddrives in it), then everything should be good to go.
Remember, changing that hostname is the magic step. Don’t forget it.
If this helps you, please leave a comment and let me know. If you have an suggestions to add to this, please leave a comment and let me know.
Thursday, April 19
Helping Users with Snort
“Finally, a big thank you to Jason, Joel, and Adam at Sourcefire for being so helpful with this issue. Yes, I'm a paying Sourcefire customer, but they probably didn't know that and it didn't matter to them. That's awesome.”
No Paul, we didn’t know. No Paul, we didn’t care. Yes Paul, we were glad to help. You see, it’s not just about making money. We make money. We’re a vendor. It’s about keeping the customer happy. Whether you are just a Snort user, or an actual customer. If you keep people happy, they like you. Sometimes a question is so stupid you want to beat your head against the wall (that’s in any profession), but it doesn’t mean we don’t want to help. If you have questions about Snort, write in! We’ll help!
Saturday, March 3
I was Slashdotted, or, my name was.
http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/03/02/1553253&from=rss
Funny part is. I didn’t say that. Arrigo did.
I was Slashdotted, or, my name was.
http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/03/02/1553253&from=rss
Funny part is. I didn’t say that. Arrigo did.
Friday, March 2
Vista
Now, I have heard that Vista isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
No surprise. I did play with it at CompUSA for a few minutes. It’s still Windows. All the GUI stuff you do Bill, can only make it better. But it’s still STINKOWS!!!
This ad from Apple says it best IMO:
apple-getamac-security_480x376.mov
Yeah it’s a bit exaggerated, but dude, annoying.
OSX does require you to put in a password, but to change SYSTEM stuff, and and things like that. That’s what I hear Vista is trying to be like, but I’ve heard it’s much more annoying. Anyone that has both want to weigh in on it?
Classic
Solaris Worm
Okay, so Sun made a whoopsie and committed some code to Login that apparently introduced a vulnerability that existed waaaay back in 1994. (Awesome)
Well it wasn’t long before someone coupled together a shell script and the exploit, packaged it up, and send it flying across the internet.
Now.
1) If you got infected, IMO, it’s your own dumb fault. If you are running Solaris (or ANYTHING) with a publicly facing open port 23 (telnet), you are nuts. Mmmkay?
2) If you didn’t patch or shutoff the vulnerable service when the vulnerability came out. You are just nuts..
Jose Nazario over at Arbor sent this into the Internet Storm Center: this article That outlines it.
If you look at the port graph over at the ISC: Check it out You can see the amount of port 23 scans have shot up.
The thing I want you to pay attention to, is the number of targets shot up to around 50K, but the sources were very very low. An isolated subnet in France. Hmmm..
Anyway, Sun made a “Worm removal script” here that you can use, but lets take a look at it.
The worm creates files in /var/adm and /var/spool/lp called “.profile” -- okay, makes sense.
/var/spool/lp/admins/.lp <-- okay.
/var/adm/sa/.adm <-- okay..
Heres the processes the worm spawns, and how to kill them:
/bin/pkill -9 -u lp 'lpshut|lpsystem|lpadmin|lpmove|lpusers|lpfilter|lpstat|lpd|lpsched|lpc'
/bin/pkill -9 -u adm 'devfsadmd|svcadm|cfgadm|kadmind|zoneadmd|sadm|sysadm|dladm|bootadm|routeadm|uadmin|acctadm|cryptoadm|inetadm|logadm|nlsadmin|sacadm|syseventadmd|ttyadmd|consadmd|metadevadm'
Have fun. While you are at it. get rid of Solaris.
Vista
Now, I have heard that Vista isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
No surprise. I did play with it at CompUSA for a few minutes. It’s still Windows. All the GUI stuff you do Bill, can only make it better. But it’s still STINKOWS!!!
This ad from Apple says it best IMO:
apple-getamac-security_480x376.mov
Yeah it’s a bit exaggerated, but dude, annoying.
OSX does require you to put in a password, but to change SYSTEM stuff, and and things like that. That’s what I hear Vista is trying to be like, but I’ve heard it’s much more annoying. Anyone that has both want to weigh in on it?
Classic
Solaris Worm
Okay, so Sun made a whoopsie and committed some code to Login that apparently introduced a vulnerability that existed waaaay back in 1994. (Awesome)
Well it wasn’t long before someone coupled together a shell script and the exploit, packaged it up, and send it flying across the internet.
Now.
1) If you got infected, IMO, it’s your own dumb fault. If you are running Solaris (or ANYTHING) with a publicly facing open port 23 (telnet), you are nuts. Mmmkay?
2) If you didn’t patch or shutoff the vulnerable service when the vulnerability came out. You are just nuts..
Jose Nazario over at Arbor sent this into the Internet Storm Center: this article That outlines it.
If you look at the port graph over at the ISC: Check it out You can see the amount of port 23 scans have shot up.
The thing I want you to pay attention to, is the number of targets shot up to around 50K, but the sources were very very low. An isolated subnet in France. Hmmm..
Anyway, Sun made a “Worm removal script” here that you can use, but lets take a look at it.
The worm creates files in /var/adm and /var/spool/lp called “.profile” -- okay, makes sense.
/var/spool/lp/admins/.lp <-- okay.
/var/adm/sa/.adm <-- okay..
Heres the processes the worm spawns, and how to kill them:
/bin/pkill -9 -u lp 'lpshut|lpsystem|lpadmin|lpmove|lpusers|lpfilter|lpstat|lpd|lpsched|lpc'
/bin/pkill -9 -u adm 'devfsadmd|svcadm|cfgadm|kadmind|zoneadmd|sadm|sysadm|dladm|bootadm|routeadm|uadmin|acctadm|cryptoadm|inetadm|logadm|nlsadmin|sacadm|syseventadmd|ttyadmd|consadmd|metadevadm'
Have fun. While you are at it. get rid of Solaris.
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