M/S Explorer is sinking

No really.  The M/S Explorer has crashed, and is sinking.

"More than 150 passengers and crew have been rescued from a stricken tourist ship after it hit ice off Antarctica.  The M/S Explorer is now lying on its side close to the South Shetland Islands, in the Antarctic Ocean."

Okay, so it was a cheap poke designed to get you laughing.  As long as it worked then I am fine.

All passengers and crew were evacuated, so we can laugh.

(That was a Microsoft Explorer joke..)