Plane captains in the cockpit

Why does every captain of a palne think they are a tour guide? "If you look out the right side of the plane"

What is a "seat area"? "Look around your immediate seat area for any items you may have brought on board.". What the hell is a seat area? And 'may' have brought on board?

(Yes I know that's part of a Carlin bit, but it's true!)

I hate it when people (flight attendants, gate agents, whatever) treat me like I am stupid, AFTER they thank me for being a Platinum member. Obviously if I am a platinum member I fly a lot, and obviously know that I have to take my shoes off to go through security (or something like that).

Crown rooms that are BEFORE security? Now what kind of sense does that even make?

Ah... The frustrations of travel.

-sent from 30,000 feet.

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Offset, Depth, Distance, and Within

Without going off the deep-end here and discussing every single Snort rule keyword, I just wanted to touch on a few modifiers that people sometimes misunderstand. They aren't difficult, and hopefully after this explanation and a few examples, I can clear some of the air around these five modifiers.

The five modifiers that I am talking about are
OffsetDepthDistanceWithinnocaseThese five modifiers are not keywords of themselves, but rather they apply as modifiers to another keyword. That keyword is "content". The content keyword is one of the easiest pieces of the Snort rules language as all it does is look for a particular string. So for instance if I wanted to look for the word "joel" within a packet. A simple:
content:"joel";Would allow me to do that. The interesting part comes into play when you want to specify where inside of a particular packet you want the string "joel" to be looked for. If you are running just a plain content ma…

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Let me start off by saying I'm not bashing the writer of this article, and I'm trying not to be super critical. I don't want to discourage this person from writing articles about Snort rules. It's great when people in the Snort community step up and explain some simple things out there. There are mistakes, it comes with the territory. If you choose to be one of the people that tries to write Snort rules, you also choose to be someone who wants to learn how to do it better. That's why I write this blog post, not to bash the writer, but to teach.

I noticed this post today over at the "Tao of Signature Writing" blog, and to be honest I glanced over most of it figuring it was a rehash of things I've already read or things that have already been written from countless people about "Here's how you write Snort rules!". I scrolled down quickly skimming, not reading at all really, and noticed this part:
Now, let us look at the second questio…

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