Why does every captain of a palne think they are a tour guide? "If you look out the right side of the plane"
What is a "seat area"? "Look around your immediate seat area for any items you may have brought on board.". What the hell is a seat area? And 'may' have brought on board?
(Yes I know that's part of a Carlin bit, but it's true!)
I hate it when people (flight attendants, gate agents, whatever) treat me like I am stupid, AFTER they thank me for being a Platinum member. Obviously if I am a platinum member I fly a lot, and obviously know that I have to take my shoes off to go through security (or something like that).
Crown rooms that are BEFORE security? Now what kind of sense does that even make?
Ah... The frustrations of travel.
-sent from 30,000 feet.